We’ve all done it, but usually when we do, we do it on the couch and wake up with funny paintings on our face. But if you’ve got no friends and no where to go, you’re likely one of the following top
You have decided to wash up in the toilet
Toilet – there’s no better place to sleep
You make love to an invisible man
Where am I? What is this horrible place? Who is this? What did happen yesterday?
Even where there’s no place to sit, you manage to find yourself a place to sleep
The gardener doesn’t even wake you
You’re walking on train tracks with cones on your head
You’re using your hand as a pillow
Foot on the bench, body on the floor
No shirt, Mumm’s, champagne flute and a suitcase?
You woke up naked on the driveway
No guys even bothered…
You pretend you are that penguin stuffed animal
Any place and any time is nap time
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